1) kid meets fish. worst plane ride in the history of plane rides turns into a pretty okay private party (no sheldons allowed). with hater blockers, anything's possible. (log)
2) loveseat of trust. the floor is lies and the grand canyon's for jerks. a welcome wake-up, an intense q & a session, and maybe, just maybe we can start by taking it slow. (log)
3) the antishark. (cont'd here.) featuring the shame koala and a pair of look-alike party crashers. it's okay, though; katrina's going to take care of everything. (tfln)
4) oh no my fingers. car doors suck and treavor's being excessively difficult. katrina's a pretty emergency, wallace is sad, apology eggos are in order. (tfln)
5) deviant state of mind. sparkle shoes, parrot custody, and a hipster-turned-ghost-turned-lawyer named ichabod. (tfln)
6) secret fish flirting. coffee pot pasta, the naming of trevor noah, matrix-based nightmares, sweaty australians, shitty mushroom friends. if you steal the green fish, wallace will bite you. (tfln)
7) king of the slots. katrina and wallace hang out while treavor hides under blankets. a new york date is promised, a pout failure occurs, and katrina is precisely the nerd who writes math textbooks for fun. p.s. don't ask treavor about his jobs thanks. (tfln)
8) just b natural for your me. music puns, the anemone, centisharks, and the story of a botched proposal. also? treavor's got a pretty great girlfriend. who can say whatever she damned well pleases. (tfln)
9) fuck you broseph. brom appears, blank check in hand, and dares to say katrina's name. treavor's feeling brave and treavor's very lucky and for once in his goddamn life lands a punch? katrina pulls her sweaty suckerpuncher away from near-certain death and gives nice kisses to his knuckles. katrina - who is worth all the effort - gets a boop right on the snoot. and if treavor drinks his water, there may even be cuddles. (log)
10) just be careful. responses to The Punch.
11) fountain lagoon monster. sometimes you chasing sopping-wet drunks through vegas hotels. sometimes you cuddle with them in hallways. antics and romantics of the monster and the secret monster. (tfln/log)
12) the point is i love you. it's a pinky triple-promise. the bad emojis, secrets about being good enough and secrets about keeping pictures. there are reasons to smile, there are questions about drinking, and jesus these two are just gross, huh? treavor volunteer to pick up his flask; katrina invites him in. and sometimes, sometimes treavor can find the right words, and be given those words right back. (tfln/log)
13) wakey wakey. the twins have wrought their revenge, and the tabloids sing a strange story: katrina van tassel, elusive heiress, has eloped with the youngest pendleton brother. a shit-awful morning turns bearable when katrina and treavor decide to give their unintended vegas marriage a try. (log)
14) the walking uproar. katrina takes the twins' law firm by storm, intending to take treavor for lunch. she's interrupted by a very familiar bowtie-wearing fuck. glasses are knocked onto the floor. (log)
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2) loveseat of trust. the floor is lies and the grand canyon's for jerks. a welcome wake-up, an intense q & a session, and maybe, just maybe we can start by taking it slow. (log)
3) the antishark. (cont'd here.) featuring the shame koala and a pair of look-alike party crashers. it's okay, though; katrina's going to take care of everything. (tfln)
4) oh no my fingers. car doors suck and treavor's being excessively difficult. katrina's a pretty emergency, wallace is sad, apology eggos are in order. (tfln)
5) deviant state of mind. sparkle shoes, parrot custody, and a hipster-turned-ghost-turned-lawyer named ichabod. (tfln)
6) secret fish flirting. coffee pot pasta, the naming of trevor noah, matrix-based nightmares, sweaty australians, shitty mushroom friends. if you steal the green fish, wallace will bite you. (tfln)
7) king of the slots. katrina and wallace hang out while treavor hides under blankets. a new york date is promised, a pout failure occurs, and katrina is precisely the nerd who writes math textbooks for fun. p.s. don't ask treavor about his jobs thanks. (tfln)
8) just b natural for your me. music puns, the anemone, centisharks, and the story of a botched proposal. also? treavor's got a pretty great girlfriend. who can say whatever she damned well pleases. (tfln)
9) fuck you broseph. brom appears, blank check in hand, and dares to say katrina's name. treavor's feeling brave and treavor's very lucky and for once in his goddamn life lands a punch? katrina pulls her sweaty suckerpuncher away from near-certain death and gives nice kisses to his knuckles. katrina - who is worth all the effort - gets a boop right on the snoot. and if treavor drinks his water, there may even be cuddles. (log)
10) just be careful. responses to The Punch.
11) fountain lagoon monster. sometimes you chasing sopping-wet drunks through vegas hotels. sometimes you cuddle with them in hallways. antics and romantics of the monster and the secret monster. (tfln/log)
12) the point is i love you. it's a pinky triple-promise. the bad emojis, secrets about being good enough and secrets about keeping pictures. there are reasons to smile, there are questions about drinking, and jesus these two are just gross, huh? treavor volunteer to pick up his flask; katrina invites him in. and sometimes, sometimes treavor can find the right words, and be given those words right back. (tfln/log)
13) wakey wakey. the twins have wrought their revenge, and the tabloids sing a strange story: katrina van tassel, elusive heiress, has eloped with the youngest pendleton brother. a shit-awful morning turns bearable when katrina and treavor decide to give their unintended vegas marriage a try. (log)
14) the walking uproar. katrina takes the twins' law firm by storm, intending to take treavor for lunch. she's interrupted by a very familiar bowtie-wearing fuck. glasses are knocked onto the floor. (log)
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